The Other Charlotte Kemps

Who are they?

I don’t know if they check me out, but I know about them: the other ‘Charlotte Kemp’s. I know where they are, and what they do, and when they win a swim meet, because, well I Ego Surf. So let me introduce you to the others. Then you can decide if you have found the right website for the right woman.
Not Charlotte Kemp

The Journalist

She has three daughters who help choose her clothes, and a husband who is bewildered about the size of her wardrobe. In comparison, I have two daughters whose wardrobes I envy. And I have to coerce myself into buying new clothes. All I want is to wear boots, denims and black shirts – every day.


Rock Star / Model

She is a multi-talented musician and has been modeling since the age of 13. I own a swimming costume, which lies in my drawer with the tags still on, after 3 and a half years. And there is slight hearing loss in my right ear, which results in muffled laughter from my husband when I sing, even though I am convinced I am hitting every note right. This one also has her own Wikipedia page. And I have wiki-envy.


The Missionary

Charlotte (1790-1860) and her husband James Kemp were involved in some impressive mission work in New Zealand. There are a bunch of streets and public areas named after them. You can find a Charlotte Kemp Drive in downtown Kerikeri.

Alas, I have never been to New Zealand. But I did go to church. But that still isn’t me.


The Swim Champ

She is a tween who is a great swimmer. In the UK.

Well you already know about my swimming costume. But my youngest daughter used to play water-polo and would be found practicing at 6.30 am and doing matches at 8 pm. That’s at night. In Cape Town. In May. Which is cold.

Not Charlotte Kemp 4

P*rn Star

Um. Miss December 1982 is also not me.

Still looking?

Now that you have met the other Charlotte Kemps, if you would like to know more about me, then please come on over to my page.